Able Rescue · $199

Up to two hours with a senior engineer on the host. Not a retainer. Not a ticket bot. You pay, I get on the box.

When production is down, you want a human on the box

The last thing you want is a chatbot asking you to restart Apache. Able Rescue is two hours of me on your host — Linux, Windows, AWS, Kubernetes, mail, VoIP, app stacks. US hours. Houston.

I have done this work for years: cPanel/WHM mail, dead Apache, MySQL that will not start, certs that expired on a Friday, boxes that were sending spam, billing systems that were leaking money. If I cannot help in that window I will say so instead of burning the clock.

This is for

  • The site, mail, or app is actually down
  • SSL/TLS is broken (cert, chain, auto-renew)
  • Linux / cPanel / Apache / nginx / MySQL / mail
  • AWS, Kubernetes, Windows, VoIP, or the glue between them
  • You can give SSH, RDP, or a control-panel login

This is not

  • A monthly retainer (that is Able Retainer)
  • 24/7 on-call with a 15-minute SLA
  • A rewrite of your product
  • A promise I can fix anything in two hours
  • A helpdesk queue that opens at 9am

What happens after you pay

  1. Pay the Stripe link. You get a receipt. That is the start, not a sales call.
  2. Email greg@ableadmins.com with: what is broken, since when, the host, and how I get in (SSH user, panel, VPN, jump host).
  3. I get on the box during US hours and work the incident for up to two hours.
  4. You get a short write-up of what I found and what I changed. If the work needs more than two hours, we talk before I keep going — Rescue does not quietly turn into a blank check.

What I actually do in that window

Stabilize first. Then find the cause. Typical Rescue work: Apache/nginx down, MySQL crashed or locked, disk full, mail queue on fire, Let’s Encrypt/chain mess, a botched deploy, a host that was compromised enough to stop production. I do not invent a war-room process. I work the box.

If you already know this is a month of platform work, skip Rescue and look at the retainer. If you want someone watching before the next fire, that is Able Watch.

Able Rescue is a two-hour incident, not a subscription. No fake client counters. Questions: contact.